HELLO PEOPLE! A while back, I did a post about funny/weird things that my siblings had said. Well, guess what? I’m back again with more! 🙂 😉
A friend, talking to Yoveil: Are you a baby?
Yoveil: I’m a human, but I like to call myself a baby. But I’m a human.
Baruch wanted Mama to find a YouTube how-to video on traps. Mama stared at the search results.
M: there’s one for a snake. But we don’t have a snake.
M: there’s one for a fish. But we don’t have fish.
M: there’s one of a toddler. But I don’t have that much wood.
I was walking around with Yoveil, trying to get her off to sleep, and we were chatting…
Me: am I your servant? You’re my master and you tell me everything to do?
Baby liked that idea. But she got the words “master” and “servant” mixed up. For the next few hours….
Yoveil: Hada, I’m your servant, so you have to do what I tell you!
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Yoveil: *sighs* Hada, I’m not very strong.
Me: Yes, you are.
Yoveil: No, I’m not. I can’t hold anything.
Me: Yes, you can. See, you’re holding my finger right now!
Yoveil: *getting excited* Hada! I need to eat a lot of vegetables so that I can get really strong!
Me: Yup.
Yoveil: If I eat a ton of different vegetables then I’ll get really strong! But not lettuce. I don’t like lettuce. But broccoli! I have to eat a lot of broccoli so that I can get really big!
Nahum was trying to clean up and get Yoveil to stop messing up his work.
Nahum: Baby, if you have to make a mess, make a mess in ONE place!
Yoveil, indignantly: Okay, fine. I’ll just make a mess in one place.
Nahum: Baruch! Take the cards off of your stinky little head!
Baruch: hmph. No! I’ll keep the cards on my stinky little head!
Yoveil came in with a piece of paper with her drawing on it. She read it to me, “Hada, it says, ‘This goes under your computer. I love you so much, Hada! I love you so much!’” Then she added, “It’s your love note, Hada! I gave it to you so that I can love you forever!”
ISN’T THAT SO SWEET?!
Yoveil: my throat hurts. I think I need a cough drop.
Mama: no, you can’t have one. You’ll choke.
Yoveil: my throat will hurt all night if you don’t give me one! So you need to give me one!
M: are you threatening me?
Yoveil: Yes. My throat will hurt forever if I don’t get a cough drop now.
Y: can I have some hot coco, Hada?
H: it’s bed time, Baby.
Y: but you did it last time when it was bed time!
Yoveil does the cutest smile and “puppy dog eyes”
H: you’re so cute, and so logical, Baby.
Y: so will you do it?
H: nope.
Y: ah no!
Nahum: BARUCH! Can you go ask Jehosheba if she can hold Dovid?!
Baruch: no.
Nahum: I’ll give you my gloves if you do! (aka balloons)
Baruch: okay.
Baruch went and asked Jehosheba and then returned a few minutes later.
Baruch: she said no.
Nahum: *wails*
Baruch: I’ll go take your gloves now.
Baruch walked off happily and then came back a couple seconds later.
Baruch: since I’m so gracious, I’ll let you keep your gloves.
N: so what kind of rebellion should we do?
H: I dunno.
N: we could go on strike!
H: yeah, that’d be good. What would we go on strike from?
N: School! *pause* Actually, no. I need my education.
Yoveil: I love cleaning – FORVER! I want to clean every day! And help Mommy clean!
Ha ha! This was HILARIOUS! Unfortunately, my family says stuff like this all the time. I would never be able to write them all down fast enough before another one was said. (laughs) Thanks for sharing, Hattush! Ah, I love this!
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Haha!! What are some recent funny things that your siblings have said?
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Ha ha . . . well . . . let’s see . . . one time we were watching this YouTube video, and in the video the orchestra threw their trumpets and stuff into the air, caught them, and started playing again. So it’s been a constant joke that they were (ahem) “throwing up their trombones.” Ha ha . . . there’s a bunch more though.
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Haha! XD That’s great. XD
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You mean weird! (laughs) We’re 100% weird and proud of it!
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Lol! Good for you, girl! 👍🏻
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😛 😀
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I always love these!
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Hehe! They’re so fun. XD
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I wanna do a post like this, but yeah…
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You should!
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TIME is involved right?
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Oh yes. Time. That’s the problem with life sometimes….
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hehe for sure!
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This was really funny! 😂 Little children can say the funniest things sometimes. I wish I still had little siblings. The youngest is already 11! Getting a bit old for doting! But I still do it often. 😁
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I know!! Aww, that’s sad. 😦 I miss the times when Jehosheba was a cute, wild little girl. *sobs*
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I know how you feel. 😕 My little brother will accept the attention only to a certain point. No babying! He won’t tolerate it.
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*cries* Why do siblings have to get older?!
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I know! But think of it this way, if we get older and they don’t, then we get to finish school, get married, and move out, and they’re still really little, and… well, it probably wouldn’t work too well in the long run. 🤣 It might be a bit selfish of us to want to keep them babies. 😁
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Yeah, you’re right….*fake bravery* I suppose I will let them grow up. 😂
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😂 Good for you! *gives you a pat on the back*
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😁😂
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I know how you feel as well! My baby sister is almost eight now. 😥
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☹️ Aw. They grow up too fast!
I wish that I had a little sister. 😍 I have two older ones and that’s it! 😃
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Ah, SO SAD! *cries*
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Yoveil is HILARIOUS! Her remarks made me laugh! 😉
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SHE IS! XD She makes us laugh so much!
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This made me laugh this was sooooo funny!!!!
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I’m glad it made you laugh!
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I wish I had a baby sister because I love newborns and my youngest sibling is almost 4. 😥
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Aww. Babies are a lot of fun. *cries*
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So cute and funny!
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HAHA, this was sooo awesome! Loved this SO much! Yoveil is ADORABLE! She reminds me of my baby bro James. ❤ How old is she? 🙂
I need to do another one of these! XD
Love youuuuuu!!!!! ❤
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Awww!!! Yoveil is 4. How old is James? Little kids are so cute….🤩
YEEEES YOU DO!!!! 😉
Love you, too!!! 💕❣️
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James is 3 1/2! I KNOW, I agree!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
I need to start actually writing down things my siblings say…. I always try storing them in my brain, but it doesn't always work. XD Lol!
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Aww. So cute!
Hehe, yeah, I used to do that all of the time, then I’d forget them all.😰 so I started a dedicated place and just wrote them there. XD
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I NEED TO START DOING THAT. XD But I always forget, haha 😂*rolls eyes at self* 🙄😁
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Hehe! 😜
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These are priceless! 😂😂 Yoveil is adorableeee. I don’t think I would ever remember to write down the things my siblings say, and there’s definitely been some weird ones. xD
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Thanks! *heart eyes* She is the cuuuutest! XD
Man, siblings are the funniest! There sure are some weird things that they say….XD
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