Hey all! Here is another Food Story by Kaley, me and friend Madeline helped too. 🙂 Enjoy.
(Kaley is staring at computer. Doesn’t realize she should be folding laundry. Is talking to Hattush online)
Hattush: …and then the soda chased me!
Kaley: Yikes. I don’t talk to food much. Lucky you that you can.
Hattush: NOT lucky. *shudders* I haven’t told you about the leftover green beans yet. *shudders again in horror*
Kaley: Oops. Apparently, I’m supposed to be folding laundry. My mom is calling me.
Hattush: Oops. Bye.
Kaley: Bye. *sighs* TTYL!
(Kaley closes computer. Goes to laundry machine. Gets clothes. Starts folding laundry and thinking about how annoying life is.)
Kaley: *Sighs* It’s not fair that Hattush gets to have all the fun. It’d be great to talk to a drink!
(Just then the phone rings. Kaley picks it up.)
Kaley: Hello? It’s the K to the D to the K speaking!
Voice: Hello! My name is Sugar and you are the one I wanted to speak with!
Kaley: *gasp* A FOOD FINALLY WANTS TO SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEE?!!!!
Sugar: Uh, yea, girl. Duh. Like, why else would I, like, call you?
Kaley: Sorry. Sooooo… wait, where did you get my number? ARE YOU A CREEPY STALKER?
Sugar: Like, you’re not dramatic. I got it from Cream, who got it from, like, Coffee who got it from Hattush.
Kaley: Ooooooooooooh. Okay. Sooooooo… Why are you calling me?
Sugar: Because,like, girl, I want to talk to you!
Kaley: Oookay. Sooooo…what do you want to talk about?
Sugar:Girl, you know what my LIFE LONG dream has been?!
Sugar: *gets a dreamy look behind her highly make-up covered eyes* Like, I’ve always wanted to visit a mall. I’ve heard from Soda that they are AMAZING.Do you think that maybe, you know, you’d be able to take me there?
Kaley: Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay… Um, where are you? I mean, where do you live?
Sugar: Like, in a cupboard at like, Madeleine’s house.
Kaley: Um… Ok… *hangs up phone*
(Kaley goes to Madeleine’s house.)
Kaley: *rings doorbell*
Madeleine: *Comes to the door with a cat on her head* Hi..This is not about MY sugar wanting to go to the mall, is it…?
Kaley: Uh, yeah it is.
Madeleine: *sighs* That sugar is driving me cra-
(A twenty-five-pound bag of sugar comes out)
Sugar: Uh yeah well Bye!
Kaley: I think I should follow her.
Madeleine: Just bring her back.
Kaley: I promise.
(Kaley and Sugar head off to the mall.)
Sugar: *mouth falls open in shock* Whoa. Soda wasn’t lying. LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
Kaley: Yeah, it’s big!
Sugar: Take me to the shoe department, like quickly, girl! I have to see that! What color do you think would go accent my highlights?
Kaley: Uh, I’m not sure that they would have shoes in your size…
Sugar: They would be, like, crazy not to have them! I would totally like blow up if they didn’t!
Kaley: Just a warning…
(Kaley walks over to the shoe section with Sugar riding on her shoulder.)
Sugar: *finds a pair of baby slippers* *tries them on* *squeals because they fit*
Kaley: *cracks up*
Sugar: See? Like, what did I tell you?
Kaley: Um… Ok. I think I’ll get a pair of shoes also…
Sugar: These, like, red boots are sooooooooo totally ugly, by the way.
Kaley: I never thought I’d say this, but you are right.
Sugar: Well, duh! Why do ya think I said it?
Kaley: *secretly disagrees with Sugar* Okaaaaaaaaay… I think I’ll get these brown boots.
Sugar: Girly, those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too plain.
Kaley: Um, I like them.
Sugar: Do whatcha want but when ya hear people laughin’ at ya, don’t say I didn’t teeeeeeeeeeeell yaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Kaley: Ok, well, I think I will get them anyway.
Sugar: Let’s hit the clothes racks! And before you, like, tell me nothing will fit, remember how right I, like, always am.
Kaley: *tries not to role eyes* Ok, we can look at the clothes.
Sugar: Yay! *dashes off*
Kaley: *sighs deeply* (thought in head) Why did I want to talk to foods?
Sugar: *grabs dress from babies’ rack* Ooooh! I likes! *runs to dressing rooms*
Kaley: *shakes head when Sugar comes out in dress* I can’t believe it fits.
Sugar: TOLD YA! TOLD YA! I TOOOOOOOOOLD YA! I AM GOING TO BUY ALL OF THE STUNNING CLOTHES HERE!
Kaley: Uh, how are you going to pay for them?
Sugar: *laughs* Like, I’ll just use your credit card!
Kaley: I don’t have a credit card. And even if I did, do you think I’d let you use it?!
Sugar: like, totally!
Kaley: *rolls eyes* I’ll buy you one pair of shoes and one outfit, but that’s all!
Sugar: *pouts* it’s not fair, girl! There aren’t many jobs looking to hire food! How do you expect me to make any cash?
Kaley: Oh, I know this great place that hires food! It’s called a RESTAURANT!*evil smile*
Sugar: *shrieks and hides behind clothes wrack* GIRL, NO! DON’T SAY THE AWFUL WORD!That is the place where like all foods go to die!
Kaley: I know. (thought in head) It doesn’t sound too bad right now.
Sugar: *cries* YOU’RE MAKING ME DISSOOOOOOLVE!
Kaley: Whoa, chill there, girl. I was joking. I know it was mean, but you’re kind of trying to steal my money and time, sooooooo…
Sugar: *calms down* Ok, fine. What should we get for YOU?! Hmmmmm… You need a makeover.
Kaley: *gasps* NO, GIRL!
Sugar: *smiles* Oh, yes!
(Two hours and a couple hundred dollars of coins in the mall fountain later)
Kaley: Ummmmm… this doesn’t look like me.
Sugar: Exactly! It looks GOOD.
Kaley: Um, did you just roast me?
Sugar: Uh, DUH, girl! Oblivious, oblivious.
Kaley: Ok, we’re done.
Kaley: *ignores Sugar* *rolls eyes* *takes Sugar home to a Madeleine who suspiciously JUST got home and isn’t surprised by the makeover but thinks it’s funny*