Christmas Gift Ideas for Weird People

I’m an expert on weird humans. I’ve had nineteen years of experience. XD My family is weird, I’m weird, and my pets are weird. If you’re searching for the perfect gift for your strange friend (or for yourself, hehe) hopefully this guide will be helpful. *bows* Enjoy.

(I also planned a much more extensive list but got lazy/tired/bored, so here. XD)

Readers

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  • A gift certificate to Thriftbooks or other bookstores/online book shopping places (yes, that was worded so beautifully. I’m so proud of my grammar use)
  • A subscription to Scribd or Audible
  • A favorite CD (relaxing background music!)
  • A relaxing candle

Writers

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Crazy Pet Lovers

You always hear of “crazy cat ladies”, but that can go for any animal. I am a crazy sugar glider woman. Glider people tend to go a little bonkers for their babies. One couple even had a whole glider-themed wedding!! That’s the kind of man I want to marry, lol. In any case, pet lovers will be thrilled by these gifts.

  • A new sugar glider (not serious here, please don’t actually get people pets for Christmas surprises, it is most of the time irresponsible and the animals are rehomed soon afterward)
  • Sugar glider toys (need inspiration? I have a whole list right here as well as an Etsy shop selling toys)
  • Pet toys
  • Pet food (hey, that stuff can be expensive)
  • Pet-themed gifts (shirts, rings, earrings, necklaces, etc. Etsy is a great place to look for those things.)

Candy Stuffers

Food makes everything better, right? Food brings people together. I highly recommend food gifts. You can’t go wrong there. Food is the best. Yeah I may be hungry right now. XD

Crafters

  • Yarn
  • Fabric
  • Crochet/knitting/sewing needles
  • Books/patterns for their craft of choice
  • A subscription to the Adventures in Odyssey Club (you know, so they have something to do while creating)

Lord of the Rings fans

Because all LOTR fans are just a little strange at heart….

The Gift of Laughter

Weird people are prone to be depressed because they can feel very alone and like they’re lost and that somehow they’ve ended up on the wrong planet. Sometimes we just need to laugh. These gifts are excellent.

Anxiety Calmers

Let’s face it. Anxiety is increasing everywhere in everyone. Anything we can do to help with that is wonderful.

I hope that this list is helpful. You can always use it next year since it’s most likely too late to be thinking of ordering gifts now. XD

~Hattush

16 thoughts on “Christmas Gift Ideas for Weird People

  1. Methinks that these are gifts you would love to receive LOL … I would question somebody’s intent if they were to give me a sugar glider LOL. And YES. PENS. GEL PENS. FANCY PENS THAT AREN’T GEL PENS BUT ARE … thicker than gel pens? Not really that much thicker?? No idea. XD
    But hey, you have your priorities straight, girl! :>

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    1. Lol, they actually are. XD Haha, yes, sugar gliders aren’t for everyone. XD
      YES PENS ARE AWESOME. Sometimes I find a pen that writes really well and I’m just…so in love. XD

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  2. I would love it if someone gave me a bag of dog food or duck food lol! And candy! I love food too! If someone gave me any animal at all they would be my best friend for life! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰ I really do need to give this list to a friend just incase they are looking for ideas hehe. πŸ˜‚
    I must be realy weird but that’s ok since I don’t really mind lol.😁🀣

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      1. Yes it definitely is.
        I love mac and cheese, and rice krispy treats! I love most foods!πŸ€£πŸ˜‹ I am always wanting a new animal!
        Definitely! πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜

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  3. Cool gift ideas, Hattush! I never know what to buy my family.
    I’ve actually gotten pets for Christmas before, but it was always a decision I was involved in and I knew the responsibility that goes into caring for dogs. Most of the time that’s a bad idea, but sometimes it can be a great gift for someone! I hope you get a new sugar glider if that’s what you really want. How many do you have already?

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    1. Thanks! I know, it is SO hard to figure out what to get for people.
      Oh nice! Yeah, if people have made a decision to care for the animal before hand and not just getting an animal sprung on them, then it’s totally fine!
      Hehe, I do really want a new glider. XD I have three right now, but my cage will fit four comfortably, so that’s what I’m aiming for. XD

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    1. Lol, some of us are. XD What are you favorite genres?
      Isn’t it great?
      Hehe, I know. (I actually got the blanket for my grandpa because he’s always taking awful pictures of people and posting them on Facebook XD XD)

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