Soda Speaks

As you may remember, a few weeks ago I posted Coffee Conversations. Today I’m back talking with another drink! My friend Kaley and I wrote this together! 🙂 Hope you enjoy! 🙂

Hattush: Introducing… Soda!

Soda: Uh, hi I guess. Just so ya know, I’m SO COLD, that… (Little help here? I totally just forgot my line…)

Hattush: Um… I don’t know your lines, Soda. You kinda just walked in here and I’m meeting you for the first time.

Soda: Right. BUT HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE! Or I will EXPLODE all over that adorable SHIRT you’re wearing.

Hattush: *panics* NOO! I LOOOVE this shirt!

Soda: Wonderful! So tell me what I’m supposed to do or say bye-bye to your shirt!

Hattush: *deep breath* Uh…just talk to me, I guess. You know, tell me what it’s like being you or talk about your family or something like that.

Soda: *rolls eyes* You really don’t know what you’re doing, do you? Have you EVER chatted with a drink as important as me?!

Hattush: Uh, well, I talked to Mr. Coffee a couple weeks ago.

Soda: *begins to explode* COFFEE?! HAHAHA!Are you kidding me?! Coffee is such a …flat drink! They have no sense of personality and they certainly aren’t bubbly and fun like me!

Hattush: *groans* How come I get stuck talking to mean drinks?

Soda: You should be thankful, lady, ‘cause not a lot of people get to talk to drinks at all.

Hattush: I’m beginning to think that’s a good thing..

Soda: *shakes his little can head* Humans.

Hattush: so tell me about your life.

Soda: Ok, look. I lived in a box until 20 minutes ago when you grabbed me. You  know that. Please tell me you don’t expect me to have a life story.

Hattush: *sees Soda’s point* Ok, fine. Tell me your dreams then.

Soda: *goes dreamy* I dream of being a commercial can. I’d get held by actors and actresses! And I hope my family becomes the leading drinks, because then I’d get to be on TV a lot.

Hattush: *is weirded out at a soda can getting drunk from by more people than her* *blinks* Ooooooooookaaaaaaaayyy…

Soda: *comes out of dream land* Hey! You tricked me in to telling you that!

Hattush: I just asked about your dreams an- woah.

Soda: *starts talking in dream state again when Hattush says “dreams”* I dream of being a commercial can. I’d get held by actors and actresses! And I hope my-

Hattush: I think we’re done here. *picks up soda can to dump it out and recycle it*

Soda: *talks all the way to the trash can* I dream of being a commercial can. I’d get held by actors and actresses! And I hope my family becomes the leading drinks, because then I’d get to be on TV a lot. I dream of being a commercial can. I’d get held by actors and actresses! And I hope my family becomes the leading drinks, because then I’d get to be on TV a lot. I dream- *thunks into trash can*

Hattush: Phew. That’s done.

Other Soda Can: *Rolls out of box.* *Hears brother talking and getting put in trash can.* *Hops over to Hattush* Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!!!

Hattush: *weirded out to the extreme* AUGH! I’M HAUNTED BY SODA CANS!!!!!