I’m sitting here with a cup of very hot cream-less coffee, contemplating the meaning of life.
Or not. I’m actually drinking coffee because I’m real tired because I stayed up too late last night emailing, reading and listening to music. But I don’t think de drink doing anything…..maybe because I grabbed the decaf instead of the non-decaf….but the caffeinated cup I had RIGHT before this one SHOULD be waking me up by now, right? Anybody else find that coffee makes no difference in energy levels?? Just curious….
*hands you a cup of coffee* Let’s talk, friends.
Friend: Great! What do you want to talk about?
Me: *deer caught in headlights look* Uh….why don’t YOU pick the topic?
Friend: Uh, yeah, that’s not going to work.
Me: Why not?
Friend: Because we are in your head….you created us for the purpose of your blog post but we have no original ideas.
Me: *groan* Go away and I’ll find someone else to talk to.
Friend: *weeps* You don’t care about me!
*Searches around my brain for someone else to talk to*
Me: I found someone! Allow me to introduce you to….Mr. Coffee!
Mr. Coffee: So pleased to be here, Hattush.
Me: I’m glad! You know, I’m kind of nervous…I’ve never had a conversation with a cup of coffee before….
Mr. C: Not many people have. We are rather quiet drinks.
Me: I believe you. So, how do you enjoy your fame, being such a widely loved drink?
Mr. C: It’s not all it’s cracked up to be, this fame thing.
Me: How so?
Mr. C: People misunderstand us, they judge us, they toss us down the drains when THEY over-brew us and act like it is our fault…..
Me: Oh….
Mr. C: And worst of all…..they ruin us by dumping tons of Cream and Sugar in with us! Don’t they know that Cream and Coffee has had a family feud for over twenty years?! And Sugar?! *shudders* Sugar is the worst! You people have no idea that sugar is slowly killing you! DON’T YOU LITTLE KIDS KNOW BETTER THAN TO EAT LOLLYPOPS?! THEY ARE SUGAR COATED SUGAR!
Me: Uh, Mr. Coffee, I think –
Mr. C: COFFEE IS GOOD AND HEALTHY FOR YOU BUT DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THAT ANYMORE?!
Me: You’ve said enough –
Mr. C: I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED!
Someone picks up the coffee cup and in a flash the cup is empty and the little voice is gone.
Me: Uh….It looks like we’ve lost Mr. Coffee….I hope whoever drank him enjoyed him…. *Ahem* Come back again and we’ll have another conversation with another popular drink!
Very neat! 😉 🙂
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Thanks! 🙂
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No problem! 🙂
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😘
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Lol, Hattush! I LOOOVE that! You should do Soda, when you’re feeling hyper. So Da: Sup, peeps! I’m soooo cool, I’m…. Hattush, help me out here. Hattush:?!!!
On Nov 17, 2019, at 1:01 PM, Daughters of the Light
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Haha! Yeah, I should do that! Yooooou can help me write it! 😉
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Whaaaaa-?!!!
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MEEEEEE?!!!!
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Yeah! It’d be fun!
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hmm…
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Soooo these are the kinds of things running through your head? 🤣 I’m ready for part 2, perhaps a coke vs Pepsi debate, or water’s boring existence? Hmmm? 🤣
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Haha! Love those ideas! (Yeah, unfortunately that IS what is running around in my head! 🤣)
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Haha! I loved reading this, Hattush 🙂 ❤ Great post!
*sniffs* Mr. Coffee had such a beautiful life! *dabs tear away from eyes* He's in a better place now – uh, I hope…think?
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Thanks! 😁
Yeah! *cries* Poor Mr. Coffee! He’s likely somewhere in the stomach now sharing his adventures with everyone else there. 🤣😂
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You’re welcome!
I hope they have some earplugs handy…if they even have ears…
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Hmm. Do they have ear? The mysteries of coffee…..XD
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Haha! I love that.
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Hehe! 😂
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Well, this goes to the top of my strange posts I have read! Haha, that was very funny and creative though👍
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Thanks! Glad to hear that, it was my goal! 🤪😜
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Lol. Love this, Hattush! (By the way, when I drink regular coffee instead of decaf, it doesn’t make any difference either.) And I request anger counseling for Mr. Coffee. Might help. (winks)
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Hehe, thank you, Lydia! It was fun to write!
Good to know that coffee works the same way in the body of someone else! 🙂🙃
Anger counseling for Mr. Coffee is a good idea. He certainly needs it! Do you have the names of any good therapists who specialize in counseling drinks???
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Name of any good therapists who specialize in counseling drinks? I dunno. I’m sure there’s one around here somewhere. I wonder if every cup of coffee feels the same as Mr. Coffee.
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Hmm. I should look them up. Mr. Coffee obviously needs help.
You know, I was just wondering the same thing….I should talk to another coffee cup and see what it thinks…..🤔
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(laughs)
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Ya know, maybe Cream would be a good anger therapist. She’d COOL HIM DOWN. XD
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That’s a good idea. I’ll make an appointment for him right away!
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Ha ha! That’s awesome!!! I didn’t even think of that . . .
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I know, me either! XD
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We’re working on writing it right now. XD
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🙂
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Ya know, we should share a doc of random silliness, Hattush!
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We should! That’d be fun!
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🙂
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Reblogged this on My KUPdates and commented:
Oops. Posted Soda Speaks! first. Sorry!
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No problem!
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