*WEEPS* people, this is awful! THIS IS TRAGIC! THIS IS HEARTBREAKING! *wipes tears away from very red eyes and attempts to stop weeping* WHY OH WHY?!
*controls self* Today, I’m writing a blog post to say farewell to something that has served me very well over the past almost year; something that has helped me so much; something that has made me stronger.
Today….we’re saying goodbye to my treadmill. *looks around* STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! *sighs* We’re moving and our new house won’t have room for the treadmill. *floods the house with my tears* Do you have any idea how much this treadmill meant to me?! Sure, it was REALLY old (we got it from my great-grandma’s house) but it still worked just fine! I loved it!*cue sad music* on the darkest days, I always knew that I could come down and run and everything bad would just disappear and everything would be okay again! *decides to stop being over dramatic* seriously, though, I’m really going to miss it!
*weeeeeeps* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOODBYE, MY FAITHFUL DEAR TREADMILL! I WISH THAT I COULD TAKE YOU WITH ME! I SHALL FOREVER MISS RUNNING ON YOU! GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the above emojis are me right now, lol!)